Alien Flight to Taiwan Dream

My girlfriend and I are trying to catch our flight to Taiwan. In the beginning I’m holding a duck head umbrella, but as we ran up the escalator it gets caught and I have to leave it behind. We rush around, checking to see how much time we have left, and we only have 19 minutes before the plane takes off.

We rush into an elevator and I thought we were supposed to go to the 18th floor, so I press 18, and then I realize that the building only has 16 stories because the elevator flies up past the roof and into the air before falling, vomiting my friend and I out. I think, “Crap, I hope my mistake didn’t kill her,” but she’s holding onto a lower part of the roof, as am I. A worker comes and helps us down. I tell him we are in a hurry to make our flight. He tells us to go to the 5th floor.

We take the stairs this time to the 5th floor, and when we walk out of the staircase we realize that we are in some kind of padded, bright blue martial arts arena. Some men in bright blue and red uniforms are sparring. I ask them where we can get our flight and they point to some lines that are separated by strings attached to movable metal poles.

“C,” he says.

We walk to that line and the sign says “C, interstellar Taiwan.” We walk into the line and by the time we walk to the end we disappear into another dimension, where our plane will take off. An alien woman who looks human is waiting for us. Turns out we are the only two people going to Taiwan, so there are two long, black armchairs she gestures for us to lie down on. We know that as soon as we lie down, we will be teleported to Taiwan.