Monday, September 14, 2009

Suicide Negotiator Dream

I am in the bathroom in a house and I can see outside onto the balcony through a large window. A woman in a layered white dress is on the balcony. A man is not far from her. I go outside as all this is very odd.

I pass some other tourists who are outside our house. J tells me to go talk to the girl, because she is suicidal, and since I am a girl, too, maybe I can talk her out of it. As I approach the girl the man is trying to hold onto her clothes as she is trying to jump, and I reach out my hand, grasping for her just as she falls off the balcony and presumably plunges to her death.

A cameraman comes and sticks his camera in my face to record the expression on my face. Then the man who was with the girl comes over, laughing. Apparently he is a comedian and this was just a prank show. The girl was a mannequin. Now I have the mannequin, white dress and all, in my hands, and I am beating the comedian with her. He is bent over with his butt in the air and I continue to spank/whack him with the mannequin. The cameraman is recording the whole thing but I don't care.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Bag of Teeth Dream

We're in a boring class and the teacher is just reading the textbook out loud. Yuan, Shu, and I all of a sudden are summoned by the teacher to go out to a specific office to get some forms for her, so we leave the classroom on our mission.

Our destination looks and smells like a medical/doctor's office with lots of little box offices inside. Yuan gets something from a service window and says, "Oh, these must be the person's teeth." We ask her what she's talking about and she shows us a small bag.

"Why on earth did you take somebody's teeth?" we ask, freaking out. We run out of the room. I'm wearing wedged flipflops and find it difficult to run fast so the other two girls just pull me and I slide along between them as if on skis.

We run downstairs and hide behind a gate, the bars of which we are thin enough to pass through. We sit in the dark, afraid that the owner of the teeth will come get us...