Tao Lin Dream

In my dream, Tao Lin didn't look like Tao Lin. He was an orange-faced carbuncular young man with a crew cut. He was on a So You Think You Can Dance type of TV show, dancing with an Asian-looking girl with big eyes, pale skin and her long hair in a ponytail. They did a hip hop number and after judging moved up in the contest because the host/announcer told them to pick a stuffed animal (somehow this will help them in the competition). The girl, who is acting a little cocky at this point, picks a pig stuffed animal, and says something clever that makes fun of Tao Lin.