Monday, March 31, 2008

I Killed a Man by Putting Him in a Plastic Bag and Dashing Him Against the Ground Repeatedly Dream

In my dream, I'd procured some really hard-to-get circus tickets for my family but this gangster guy and his lackeys were trying to take them from me, so we fought, and I ended up swinging his body against the floor so many times he was obviously dead or half dead. I put him in a plastic bag and dashed him against the floor some more. There was a hand poking out a little bit from the bag and I stuffed it back in.

One of my brothers and I decided to escape and disguise ourselves. We were walking through alleys and I had to make sure our plastic bag with the dead gangster in it didn't look too suspicious (double bagging, woot). We ducked into a brothel/love hotel that was also an illegal hair salon. The woman told us to go in room 405 and wait, and said if there was still a man in there "he'll leave soon." I considered getting bleached blonde or pink, with bigtime bangs covering my eyebrows and face. My brother couldn't decide.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tao Lin Dream

In my dream, Tao Lin didn't look like Tao Lin. He was an orange-faced carbuncular young man with a crew cut. He was on a So You Think You Can Dance type of TV show, dancing with an Asian-looking girl with big eyes, pale skin and her long hair in a ponytail. They did a hip hop number and after judging moved up in the contest because the host/announcer told them to pick a stuffed animal (somehow this will help them in the competition). The girl, who is acting a little cocky at this point, picks a pig stuffed animal, and says something clever that makes fun of Tao Lin.